Aloe Cucumber Face Soap with Tea Tree and Rosemary

Grown in the good dirt of Louisiana and kissed by that southern sun, this face soap features aloe and cucumbers straight from my backyard—no store-bought nonsense here. Scented with tea tree and rosemary essential oils, it smells like a clean porch after a summer rainstorm.

 And get this: it’s made with lard—not just any lard, mind you—but that old-school, skin-loving kind that’s closest to our own natural sebum. Why fuss with fancy schmancy ingredients when Mawmaw already had it figured out?

Hard as a cast iron skillet and lingers like laughter after a crawfish boil, this bar’s ready to love your face like your Mawmaw loves telling you you’re handsome. Smooth, soothing, and sassier than a gator in a bow tie.

Alizé says: “You’re finer than frog’s hair split four ways. Don’t let anyone tell you different!”

Ingredients: saponified (lard, castor oil), juiced (aloe, cucumber), rosemary essential oil, tea tree essential oil, spirulina powder, CO2 rosemary extract.